Katra Van Dooze

Dogbad Widows & Orphans Relief Society Needs Your BitCoins!
(We take dollars too.)



At 22, Katra Van Dooze owns controlling interest in three of Dogbad‘s richest mining claims: the Tinfoil Hat Mine, the Dime-a-Mormon Mine and the Bait & Switch Mine. She is, in fact, both a widow and an orphan- which may account for how she acquired her vast holdings. Katra Van Dooze doesn’t need your money. We poor folks in Dogbad need your money, and to prove how needy and appreciative we are, we promise that a donation of $25 or more will get you a full-colour 8-by-10 inch picture of Katra wearing considerably less than what you see here.